Another playground rhyme - circa 1960 - western USA....something along the lines of:

Charlie Chan was a helluva man
Lined ten whores up against the wall
F__cked them, f__cked them, f__cked them all
F__cked them all till his dick turned red
Went to the doctor and the doctor said,
"Sorry, Charlie but your dick is dead."
"Can't be, can't be, can't be true!"
"Sorry, Charlie but your balls are too."

Sincerely,
Gargoyle