Maybe I need someone like an ancient potentate's food-taster: a servant who will go through, read all the posts, and delete anything I wouldn't like.

Now you are talking!

That's what I call a volunteer - of course the trouble with volunteering for things like the food tasting business is that - although the conditions are good and the food is mostly good - they don't don't tend to live too long.......And they tend to die a slow and painful death. *Smiles*