An Old Person walks through the door (well not too old as I keep telling THE FAIR ONE - sorry Mick, copyright infringement). Just keeping an eye on Big Mick. He's eaten with THE FAIR ONE, chased her through the surf, looked worn out afterwards (can't run fast enough). But he'd better not try to SING with her. Believe me Mick, the lagerphone is much more painful coming out than going in.

Cheers,
Alan