Alright already, here it is

Morning has broken (parody)
Peter Buckley Hill (Copyrighted about 1986 probably)

Morning has broken -- too bloody early
I have awoken with pains in my head
Bloody birds singing louder than Concorde
Pull up your duvet, hide in your bed

Bloody great lorries going to Finchley
Bloody loud children playing outside
Bloody bright sunshine right in my eyeballs
Pull up your duvet and try to hide

Twenty past seven's too bloody early
Half past eleven's just about right
Praise for the morning -- not bloody likely
Pull up your duvet, pretend that its night.