I am reminded of the old lady who said there was no way she was going to vote for Kennedy, "'cause of he's going to take away my TV set. It says so here."

The puzzled Democrat canvassers looked at the leaflet, and light dawned. "Uh, ma'am, it actually says he's going to close down the TVA. That's the Tennessee Valley Authority."

The old lady thought about it for a bit and said, "I ain't taking no chances."