During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to
see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing
feat, a man from the back of the theater yelled, "How'd
you do that?"

"I could tell you, sir," the magician answered, "but then I'd
have to kill you."

After a short pause, the man yelled back, "Ok, then...just
tell my wife!"

Dave Oesterreich