You will soon not be able to go to New Zeeland any more on account of Shania Bloody Twain 'as bought the place! Lock, stock, and kiwi, it's all 'ers now. She saw Lord of the Rings and said to 'er 'usband "What a lovely view! I want that place. Let's buy it." It's a bleedin' disgrace the way these rich people carry on!