Loved your red wine story. Reminds me of the time I was on a British Airways flight and the attendant spilled red wine on my lap. She was most concerned 'cos I had white pants on. One of the other passengers said "Club soda will get the stain out" The attendant says "We've got some of that" off she goes, comes back with a can, pops the top and pours it all over the stain (on my lap, remember). It was straight out if the freezer.