(voice offstage)"At the Neil Young Center we've been trying out the Mudcat recipes so I can't get through the door any more. If I don't get slimmer in time I'll pop along to the campfire for Nov 5th ( bet they won't let us have fireworks and matches). Hallowe'en doesn't look scary any more once you've been to the Center. Pass a bottle or two out here in a brown bag." PS (or BS) Is it really legal to drink outdoors in the US if the bottle is thus "hidden", but not otherwise??