I get more salvation from one beaming smile from a pretty girl, Reverend, than I would ever get from your dictatorial hijinks and book-pandering scramble for a non-existant moral high ground unmerited by competency, humor, or insight. Now I know not everyone can be smart and insightful, and it takes a heap o' work to get competent. But at least, you could lighten your sorry Bible-thumping ass up a bit and notice that you are being, in effect, an ideological baboon.

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