I'd offer a Texas locale for healing, but I'm afraid you'd just go home with asthma. Our air isn't particularly good lately--we're having Ozone Action Days. Hawaii does sound just the thing!

Bert, I mispoke. I introduced the term "saggy" ass when in fact until that point they'd only been discussing a "wrinkled" ass. I don't want to compound Kendall's problems!

SRS