There is nothing so boring than parents who are always either complaining about their kids or bragging about how wonderful they are. Unfortunately, the temptation is often irresistable. So I've started this thread to give me and the other parents out their a chance to get it all off their chest without boring the socks off everyone else. No parents / child haters read no further.

Gloat; How many other twins of three and a half can sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star in close harmony and get most of the words right to boot? Mine can - I just wish they wouldn't do it right outside my bedroom door at five in the morning.

Moan; We have just replaced our fridge/freezer with separates, wich means that the fridge is now in reach. This morning, they helped themselves to spaghetti rings, cheese dip and fromage frais out of the fridge, accompanied by coconut biscuits from the cupboard [which they reached by forming a pyramid]. Then they wouldn't eat their breakfasts.

Someone else's trun - I'll save the rest for later.

Freddie