My most revered and darlingest RR:

It is simple. A confused but ripe flower was attacked by an underhanded seductor who chose to disguise his meat-driven obsessioon as a religiosity in Heaven's name, so as to make easier his conquest by associating himself with Infinite Paternal Godhead, when in fact all he was was finite insatiable foreskin.

You will concur this violates the rules and goes beyond the pale of normal jejeune seducitvity. It was snake-belly material of the lowest sort, an' I had no choice but to call him on it. So Ah did.

HE blustered and eventually confessed.

What of all this is hard to unnerstan? He got drunk, got laid, and gave over his pretense and confessed all.

Looks like Feminine Innocence has persevered as the Senior Wile after all, efen you ask me.

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