Great thread! I'd never laughed so loudly as when reading Rick's future story. Please make reservations for me and my wife. Your will surely notice which is my door because you'll always see a very ancient bull lying down in front of it, and I'll be glad to wear my torero suit, fight the poor thing with my walker, and sing (coff) my aria for you all, when you come for a visit. And we'll drink manzanilla. :)
Yours, Andrés Magré