For George Bush.


From the media, Only talk to Bill O'Reiley and Dr. Phil.

No matter how lame the excuse, keep repeating it. Someone will pretend to believe you and thus you will fool those who are not paying attention.

When someone criticizes you, say that it is bad for morale.

When you criticize someone else well that's just humor.

Smirk when you say everything, then when you screw up, and you know you are gonna screw up, you can pretend you were joking.