YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME AT OUR HOUSE

Well, a man came to our house
Our house
Our house
A man came to our our house
To sell some brooms.
So we asked him to come in,
And we hit him with a hammer,
And we put him in the closet
In my father's room.

But you're always welcome at our house
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at our house,
And we hope you will stay.

Then a lady came to our house
Our house
Our house
A lady came to find out why I wasn't in school.
So we asked her to come in,
And we gave her poisoned lemonade,
And we stuck her in the freezer
Where it's nice and cool.

But you're always welcome in our house.
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at our house,
And we hope you will stay.

Then a kid came into our yard
Our yard
Our yard
A kid came into our yard to get his ball.
We asked him to come in,
And we shot him with a .22
And we sealed him up inside
The basement wall.

But you're always welcome in our house.
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at our house,
And we hope you will stay.

So when you come to our house
Our house
Our house
When you come to our house,
We'll have some fun.
We'll ask you to come in,
And we'll take you to the kitchen,
And we'll put you in the oven
Until you're done.

But you're always welcome in our house.
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at our house,
And we KNOW you will stay.

---As I remember The Clancys singing Shel Silverstein's poem.

And we know you will stay.
[chuckle]