Never attempt to converse with someone who's just woken up with the mother of all hangovers...you would THINK that was obvious, but no! Several people have had their heads bitten off after attempting this brave, but ultimately foolish, feat...a few of them by me.

Don't eat yellow snow, never trust a man with a beard, don't give the fingers to someone bigger than you- and most importantly, ALWAYS remember that th oompa-loompas are out to get you, and they are VEEEEERY devious, with their sneaky little green haired antics....

*Slaps self* all apologies,folks... i appear to be having an episode of some kind... *twitches frequently and violently* hehehehhahahhahgogogoogo!