Cures for the common cold: A. Go to the Doctor, spend lots of money on the office call and antibiotics and the cold will go away in about 7-10 days. B. Go to the health food store and buy any of the remedies listed above and you will be over your cold in about a week to a week and a half. C. Go to the woods, grocery store, liquor store wherever to find any of the other remedies listed above and you will be rid of your cold in around 160-240 hours. D. Do nothing except rest, drink lots of fluids and stock up on vaseline for your nose and you will feel better in about 1/2 of a fortnight.

When you are over your cold, please try to get a flu shot. Laura