It would cater to the historical re-enactor, folk music, and muzzle loading crowd (perhaps those who, like myself, can play a [unloaded!] rifle barrel). I'd call it "The Cock And Balls." Or maybe "The Horn and Cock."

No juke box, no Muzak, no electronic amplification allowed. If no one is playing and/or singing you have to talk to each other in moderate tones. Laughing, singing, and shouts of joy are encouraged.

Disputes that cannot be settled in other ways will be settled out back, honorably, with the weapons of gentlefolk.

A set price -- all drinks are $2.00 US for a pint of beer or ale; $3.50 US for good liquor. There is a $1.00 tax charged for beers such as Budweiser, however. No drink will be server that requires a blender (except for Whiskey Sours), has chunks of fruit in it, or requires a little umbrella. Liqueurs are available, but anyone asking for something like "Creme de Bubblegum" will be assassinated.

There is stew with and without and chunks of good bread with good butter; but you are free to cook anything else you want as long as a) you cook enough for everyone and b) you clean up afterwards.

Bushes and gazebos are available for any hank-panky.