Was he a genius or a clown---

"As I was walkin' down the road,
I met a coo-----a BULL b'Goad!!"


"Upon yon hill there stands a coo
It's no there noo--it must hae shiftit."


"The winds blew, the thunder rolled
The lichtnin flashed frae pole tae pole,
An' oor coo's tail stuck oot---like THAT!"