In case you all are still looking, How about "Nero My Dog Has Fleas" to the tune of Nearer My God To Thee.

There is also Jan Hobson's "THROW YOUR CAT AWAY". I have words to both somewhere if they are still wanted. In addition, Garrison Keillor has recorded an entire album called Songs Of The Cat which has too many parodies to list here. I can photocopy the lyrics to the original requester if they send me an e-mail

rich r