For the first time in your life
feel really clean
get that Zest Glow
from head to toeZ-E-S-T...ZEST!

It's Cream of Wheat weather we repeat
So guard your family with hot Cream of Wheat

St Joseph's Aspirin for children
Buy it mothers, and be wise!

Candy coated popcorn
Peanuts and a prize
That's what you get with Cracker Jack!

Thanks to GUEST for reminding me of the words to the Old Spice song. Remember the ruggedly handsome Sea Captain with the bag over his shoulder helping some floundering nerd out of a romantic problem by tossing him a bottle of Old Spice?

Couple of local Kentucky classics...

Ballard Flour
Ballard makes a better batch o' biscuits
Ballard self-rising flour
now has ovenrize
Ovenrize! Ovenrize!
If you like biscuits tall and tender
Ovenrize! Ovenrize!
If you like biscuits then remember
Ballard Flour (etc)

For Odem's Tennessee Pride Sausage..
For real country flavor
the best you ever tried,br>Look fer me on the package of Tennessee Pride!
It's real country sausage yes sirree
The secret of the goodness is the recipe
Now before this song is done all played
Mr Odem will tell you how it's made!

(Voice-over of Mr Odem describing the mouth watering process)