Yes, I realize that, Wolfgang. So the Le Roys do not technically qualify YET for a Darwin Award. But, perhaps after the moat is installed, the Le Roys will fall in it and drown. Or maybe Mr Le Roy will cut down another large tree and it will fall on him and kill him. Either of those eventualities would qualify for a Darwin Award, and we can always hope... :-)

In the meantime, as you suggest, I award them the Dumbya Award for Total Idiocy. They should shortly receive a figure of a gilded squirrel, mounted on a cherrywood base and giving "the finger".