ah yes, but the problem is, there has to be a winner. that's the rules. we're down to these two.

One of them gets the job of deciding how wealthy, safe and happy all Americans are going to to be.

So whose finger on the nuclear trigger. The one with the perpetual bush baby look of expectation, or the scary looking one fresh from the crypt.....

Its a tricky one all right. Apparently theres a lot of money involved.......