Blonde Jokes:

A young in her third year as a college freshman. Her history prof says to her, "Young lady, what can you tell us about Roe vs. Wade?" With a knowing expression on her face, she says,"That was the choice George Washington had to make when he crossed the Delaware."

Same blonde in the OB/GYN exam room. The doc says "I've got some good news. You're pregnant. Congratulations!" With a doubtful expression on her face, she said: "Are you sure it's mine?"

Again, the same blonde on a flight to London, in coach class. She gets up and goes to first class, finds a seat and takes it. A flight attendant says, "Miss, you'll have to return to coach. These seats are for passengers who have paid the proper fare." She says, indignatnly, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to London." She wouldn't budge. One by one, the entire flight crew tries unsuccessfully to get her to move back to coach, always eliciting the same response, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to London." The Captain is summoned. He asks the attendants what the problem is. He says, "I'll handle this. I know just what to do. My wife is blonde." He bends down and whispers something in the blonde's ear. She abruptly gets up and goes back to coach, not saying a word. The attendants are amazed. "What in the world did you say to get her to move, captain?" He says, "I just told her that first class wasn't going to London."