To my Secret Santa --

What I really, really want is something I don't think even you can get me (at least, not for under the $20 limit): What I really, really want is a partner and a lover. Not someone perfect, but someone whose faults work well with my own, rather than exasperate them.

Next on my list of wishes: I want peace on Earth, and Bush out of the White House.

Next after that: enough money so I can be a benefactor of worthy causes, and a patron to a struggling but wonderfully creative artist.

If you cannot manage any of the above, I will still be thrilled and tickled pink with a pleasant surprise.

(In other words, I cannot think of what I want) ;-P