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Thread #74246   Message #1300359
Posted By: DougR
19-Oct-04 - 01:36 AM
Thread Name: BS: What WAS That Lump on Bush Back?
Subject: RE: BS: What WAS That Lump on Bush Back?
I wasn't going to post to this thread because it's about an embarrasing subject for any male Texan to respond to. You see, male Texans are (looking for the right and proper way to say this)heavenly (got to bring in religion)endowed.

Now Bush had two choices: let it hang out beneith his trousers, or wind it around his body, up the torso and secure it with baling wire at a level just above the nipples. Some guys have to bring it up and wrap it around their neck with only the necktie shielding it from view. Evidently Bush was not blessed with one quite so long. Anyway, it appears that Karl Rove was able in the debates that followed to find a way to conceal the treasure (some would say) he was blessed with (St. Matthew: 7:16-69).

DougR