Now look, Joybell, if you are not going to give some proper hints about what sort of present your SS (namely me) should send to you, then Big Lou and the Elves with the Baseball Bats may have to call around for a little chat.

And that could ruin the spirit of Christmas, couldn't it?

So - cough up with the hints, or else no more Mr Nice Guy ....

Love

Your Secret Santa
xxx