Since becoming a multi-instrumentalist folkie, I have incurred a number of conditions.

These include:

Beer drinkers elbow
Keyboard wrist
Wandering eye
Morris dancers knee
Bodhran ear [aaaaaarrrrrgh! keep 'em away!!]
Careless hands
Melodeon thumb [thats hy I'm losing my grip!]
Strummers shoulder
Chorus singers cough [altogether now!]
& many more