Welcome to The Cat, Rat!

Cafe Mud is a beautiful, bewildering, bizarre and downright bloody-minded sort of a place. If you want to look me up, you'll find me hiding away under a table most nights in "oboists corner". Come and say hi... Mine's a black coffee (with a shot of cheap whiskey if duellingbouzoukis is paying)!

Jude

PS I know RAT-W's dark and shameful secret - he's an oboist! Sshh - don't tell...