Norman's postings remind me of a funny family story. My sister-in-law is a wonderful cook but tends to bash and bang around the kitchen and puntuate her rummaging with obscenities during the whole cooking process. One night, after the air turned blue with her swearing from the kitchen, my brother politely remarked "Three 'shits', one 'goddamn' and two 'fucks'...dinner must almost be ready.