Hi again--here's a submission from Laura, who grew up in West Virginia in the '70's. Same tune as Miss Lucy (what IS this tune, anyhow??)

I woke up Sunday morning, and looked up on the wall,
the beetles and the bedbugs, were playing a game of ball.

The score was six to nothing, the beetles were ahead,
the beetles scored a home run and it knocked me out of bed.

I fell into the sewer, and that is where I died,
They didn't call it murder, but they called it sewercide.

My mother is a German, my father is a spy,
and I'm the little blabbermouth who called the F.B.I.!

This was done to handclaps.