Hello Skipy! May I recommend that you only go up your own arsehole,as being up an asshole is fraught with dangers. For starters you would have to stand on a box (danger of falling off) and make sure that the ass was securely tethered both fore and aft. Have a large pot of starters to hand and don't let the ass see your face (danger of later recognition). Pick a pretty one.

Regarding Mudcat, I personally, have never found anything but help and useful information, even as a mere Guest. As with everything else in life politeness costs nothing but is an immensely powerful currency. Anal retention does not work after a Vindaloo!

Pennine Way, the true path.