The only free-roaming tigers in Canada are the Hamilton TiCats, Sir jOhn. And the TiCats haven't been much of a threat to anyone for years, if I'm remembering correctly.

Also, we do have a lot of bears, but not bares. It's too cold around here for bares.

But never too cold for beers! Or too interesting for bores. Or too uppity for boors. So, what are you waiting for? Come hither all ye disillusioned and disenfranchised ... we've definitely got enough geography for you!

As long as you can afford our taxes, that is.