Monty Python in a Nutshell

"does this bus go to Luton?"said the Minister of Running upstairs two-at-a-time and shouting out HaHa Mabel I Caught you."Let me answer that in two ways,"replied the driver,"firstly in my normal voice,and secondly in this sort of high-pitched screechy wail..this bus certainly does not go to Luton!..ahemm..this bus certainly does not go..."At the next stop Winkle and his Flying Cats got on the bus."tell me, Winkle,"I asked,"does the pussy actually fly?""No," replied Winkle,"I fling her." We paused for fifteen minutes while a road crew removed several exploding Scotsmen who had been placed in the roadway, apparently by that nice Mr Hilter,who was so interested in renting bombers by the hour. We were hungry and someone had some cheese. It started innocently enough, but soon we were all dressing up as mice a bit nudge-nudge,wink-winkyour wife?does she go?I mean, is she a goer? Here have some spam and eggs, or spam, scones,eggs and spam, or some chips,spam,sausage,spam,spam..Spam-Spam-Spam-Spam..."