Oh, great and good Secret Santa! Oh, kind and generous Secret Santa!

Here I sit in the wilds of Idaho, oh so patiently awaiting your visit, even if you enlist the postal or other delivery service in your assistance. I have been soooooooooooooooo good all year long! Outstanding, in fact. No more of that hanky-panky with sleazy blondes wearing cowboy boots, no sir! I have done Done Good all year long.

But since you know me so well, I was wondering...

Could I call you "Seek"?

As in, "Ol' Seek was awful good to me this year" or "You ain't seen anyone ever as drunk as Ol' Seek was! Musta drunk down two gallons of rotgut!"