I don't know what you're on about. I talk about mine all the time... I think women just talk about these things amongst themselves rather than in a mixed sex environment, for fear of damaging the notoriously fragile male ego. We wouldn't want you getting clitoris envy, now, would we? :0)
A guy goes to visit his grandparents. Nearing their house, he spies his granfather sitting on the front porch naked from the waist down. "Grandpa", he asks, "what are you doing?" Grandpa looks down and says, !Oh, that! well, i was sitting out here without a shirt on yesterday, and got a stiff neck. THis was your grandma's idea..."