Yes, folks, it's true! Forget about all the Bush-bashing I've done around here in the past. I have changed my ways! I have seen the light!

I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!

There! I have now made my declaration in a public forum for any and all to see. So, now, when the Brown-Shirts come around wanting to drag my old-hippie ass off to the re-education camp, I can just pop over here to the 'Cat and show them that:

I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!

And, furthermore, by posting my declaration on this notoriously pinko website I can show them that I have tried to spread the message to all you left-wingers. Yes, you too can love George W. Bush! It's easy! And it feels so good to not have to carry all those unnecessary IQ points around any more.

God! Do I ever feel great now! It's almost as good as when I scraped the Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker from my window last Wednesday. It's probably exactly the same as Winston felt at the end of 1984 when he finally admitted that he loved Big Brother. And it'll feel even better when I stop by the Election Supervisor's office today and change my party affiliation from that nasty old backwards-thinking out-of-touch-with-the-people Democratic Party to the one true party: The GOP!

Who would have ever thought Nirvana could be so easy to achieve? Just let go and let Bush!

Let me repeat:

I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!