Roseanne (orig. Barr, then Arnold) used to have a line in her stand-up routine: "If men knew how to do it right they'd never have to pay for it."
Bliss is right about cost.
Red Clay, I heard the original story as "garage door". Then the guy asks the girl if she saw his fine mack truck. She comes back with "I noticed a pink VW bug with 2 flat tires." About 20 yrs ago.   Tw