Sorry if this has been done before, but the idea got me through the Friday shop . . .
I would like to emphasise I have included no-one I know, nor are my ideas particularly inspired by posts, BUT to me:-
Stilly River Sage is a pleasant chardonnay
Katlaughing is one of those sparkly, herby non-alcoholic drinks (cf Amé in Britain)
jOhn from hull (sorry if spelling wrong) is an idiosyncratic export-strength Real Ale brew from an obscure backstreet brewery, much loved by those in the know but spat out by many
Gargoyle is something like moonshine, that fells those not raised to it.

Any more?

Sorry for any offence, it's just another silly game.