I once read that a fairly common question asked of park rangers at the Grand Canyon was "What tools did they use?" On inquiry, it turns out that some think it was built by the Native Americans for religious purposes, and others that it was a WPA project in the '30s (that would certainly have made a dent in the unemployment figures).

If I ever have occasion to be in contempt of court, I will follow the example of the man who said "If I could tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, I'd *be* God".