Kerry- Wahay! I've been elected!
Me- You're still going to hell.
Kerry- But...but i'm a democrat!
Me- You're still a capitalist b*****d...
Kerry- Oh, right so i guess Communists go to heaven then!?
Me- Good lord, no! We tried that! What do you suppose they did? They only started demanding equal distribition of clouds! THose guys are riding on the fast train to Hades, just like you!
Kerry- Argh! I don't want to go to hell with all the Commies! Can i change my mind? I promise i'll behave...
Me- Ha! You think? One more flip-flop and you're going to purgatory...and you'll never guess who's in charge there...
Kerry- Who?
Me- YOur wife!
Kerry- ARGHGHGHARGHAHHHHHHHHH!!! ARGHEEEEEEEEEEEE! ARGHI! ARGH!