Foolestroup - I have 2 versions of the Matilda verse -

one is a printout of one of the threads at the top of this thread (the closed one??) Once upon a time I printed out all the verses that have been added to this song by various artists around the place.

My Aunt Matilda was mad as could be
"Walter, that rat, never waltzes with me
So she took her fur coat and remodelled it so
She can go waltzing, and Walter won't know.
the credit says Lui Collins (live concerts)

the second version was given to me by Evan & Lyn (who I assume you would know)

My Aunt Matilda's as mad as could be
She said that rat Walter never dances with me
So she took her fur coat and remodelled it so
She can go waltzing, and Walter won't know.
(credited to Marcie Maxer, published in Sing Out 1999)

sandra