John from Hulls field ramble...

Sais jOhn to the mducat one minsummmers day
in hull its so good i'm resovled to stay
but out into cnuontry i want for to get
wear i can throw froot without some daft owd get
saying 'stop trhowing friut
it atracts rabid cats
anyway, your late with me curry'.

Only 73 more verses to go...

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