Well, we've had banjo jokes, drummer jokes, out of the mouths etc., gloating/moaning about kids, ludricous [how do you spell it - it doesn't look right!!] sights; why don't we publish a book of jokes and silly stories?? They sell like mad; a few key personal with dtp facilities around the world could handle the distribution, and ... more funds for the forum. What do you lot think? Give me the go-ahead and I'll start compiling right way.