I regret to inform you that no mater how it is spelled, the word Kluge is pronounced as BWL first perceived to rhyme with rouge, and not much else.

The lassies of Le Quartier wear much rouge,
And specialize in moving quickly
That which "malheueusement, will not bouge"
When baffled owners over-imbibe and murmur thickly.
But still, the joy is but a kluge
All weary, brief, diffuse, and somewhat sickly.

That's as good as it is gonna get, it being a kluge anyway!


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