"As dry as a dead Dingo's donger!" (I am really thirsty)

"Flat out like a Lizzard drinking" (I'm rather busy)

"Fair suck of the Sauce Bottle" (Let's try and give every one a chance)

"If you don't want those puppies, I'll have the one with the pink nose" (I believe one of your nipples is showing)

ad nauseum

Cheers

Bugsy