"Heavenly Arrivals"

A man arrives at the gates of heaven.

St. Peter asks, "Religion?"

The man says, "Methodist."

St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room
24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

Another man arrives at the gates of heaven.

"Religion?"

"Islam."

"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass
room 8."

A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"

"Jewish."

"Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass
room 8."

Finally, a woman arrives at the entrance to heaven.

"Religion?"

"Bahá'í."

"Go to room 9, but be very, very quiet as you pass
room 8."

The woman says, "I can understand there being different
rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when
I pass room 8?"

St. Peter answers her, "Well, all of the Southern Baptists
are in room 8, and they think that they're the only ones
here."