Gee, Bill, *I'm* sorry --- just a little bit -- for being so agumentative. I felt a little bad about arguing back, just because I found it difficult not to make a simple difference about facts seem like a personal "attack."

Especially when I thought of a hopefully-witty but potentially-offensive retort, for which I'm apologizing in advance:

Hey, don't worry about it -- to some folks, all those monkeys look (and sound) alike, anyway!

By the way, now I've gotten curious about 'The badass "Partytime Monkey" and the hustling "Poolshooting Monkey",' too...