Yes, again. Once again Idaho, land of opals, potatoes, and lentils, is going to Save Britain. Even now the Idaho Legion is out collecting Lard Bundles For Britain, and Idahoans (don't call them "Idahoers", at least not to their face) are responding. Several trains, each carrying over 2,000 tons of lard, are on their way to ports on the East and Gulf Coasts with Pig Fat For Britain. The LSTs (Lard, Ships Tranporting) will sail as soon as they are loaded.
We have mobilized, again assisting our Albion associates. During the coming holidays Legionaires 'n' Legionettes will be outside local stores, taverns, slaughterhouses, abattoires, butcher shops, carnecerias, brewhouses, distilleries and pig farms, ringing bells and collecting buckets and buckets of Lard For Britain. The collected renderings will be airlifted, courtesy of the Military Airlift Command, to the UK in time for the cooking of Christmas cuisine.
Britain, in this, your time of trouble, Idaho salutes you!!